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As long as you promise, I was joking. Wow, are you serious?!? It IS amazing, though. YOU enter where you′re from. Jeff, just keep in mind that anyone can say they′re from Finland too, even if they′re not. Read on.
Smanjh, out of respect for you, I WILL explain. There were just too many similarities with your "The small list of things EVERY hit/hd advocate should consider!! READ NOW!!11!!11" post we and the claims of this MMWG guy.
He (sarcastically) said he trained about once a month and you said on #14 "If 1 workout every 14 days does not produce results, add 14 more, only logical." This would equal the exact same amount of days he claims he trained. Your sarcasm would agree, even the nature of it. See, this guy didn′t believe what he said, he was simply poking fun in Mike in the exact same tone as you.
He said "Ayn Rand and common sense just say that our limited supply of heart beats should be saved from such wasting.", and you said on #6 "Read Ayn Rand. She was the whole influence on this training program. Make sure to read, and reread the fountainhead before working out, hence the 4-14 day rest periods." MMWG went on to poke fun at Ayn Rand, saying "earlier the idiots have asked me how much my mentor Ayn Rand lifted."
Then he went on, "Okay, now I had some amphetamine, cigarettes and Vodka Gimlets to refresh myself to write: btw His Greatness rrreally knew how to pep one up!" You coincidentally advised in #5, "Smoke cigarettes. Remember, it only took one sperm to create a baby, and only 1 carton of ciggs a day to produce a stimulii that will rendor cardio useless.", and in #4 to "Take speed. You see, why live 70-100 non productive, low intensity years when you can live 49 years to failure. Perfectly logical." So, speed was the amphetamine MMWG was talking about? I guessed right.
MMWG mentions that his breakfast was "(1/2 honey melon and 1 nectarine)". HERE IS THE KICKER. Your exact words in #2 were "Eat honey melon and nectarines. Thes made up the diet of the should-be Mr.O 1980, and they will work for you!" HOW THE HELL AREN′T YOU THIS GUY?!? Are you saying that you just use the exact same words as he does?
I′m sorry, smanjh, you′re a funny guy and I know you mean well, but, again, just take a good look at your post "The small list of things EVERY hit/hd advocate should consider!! READ NOW!!11!!11" (at http://www.highintensity.net/Forums/ViewTopic.asp?topic_id=1402&start;=0 ) and MikeMentzerWasGod′s post "THEY LIED TO ME, DIDN′T THEY?!" (at http://www.highintensity.net/Forums/ViewTopic.asp?topic_id=1165 ). Even your temperaments match. Even the manner that you poke fun at Mike Mentzer and Ayn Rand and the approach you take to sarcasm is the same.
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After a reply, MikeMentzerWasGod! posted:
"Thanks for reading B-WINE! I came here to find some help. Do you know how Mike really trained? I know he really liked Arthur Jones′ concepts as he ran naked across L.A. shouting "Arthur Jones is God!", but how did Mike train?"
Buffed responded to this by advising to MMWG:
"Read the Heavy Duty journal……Idiot!"
smanjh, OKAY, now take a look at this… Not only did you just today ask SubDoc if he had the Heavy Duty Journal in his post "Mentzer Stuff For Sale", but in #3 you said "Grow a mustache and pose on the beach while occasionally directing traffic in the nude." Judge for yourself how that compares to MikeMentzerWasGod′s comment "Do you know how Mike really trained? I know he really liked Arthur Jones′ concepts as he ran naked across L.A. shouting "Arthur Jones is God!"."